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Do you know the Meaning of Christmas? Heartwarming Christmas Story

See more Honey Consistency: www.youtube.com The Brit Who Stole Christmas – A Honey Consistency Christmas special T’was the evening before Christmas and all through the apartment, not a being was clothed, they were nothing but undergarments The tree was crap, as were the decorations. But under the bush lye presents for donation. They may not have had money, they may not have had style…But the size of their hearts was the length of a mile. You see, the unwealthy duo would combine their dough to buy gifts for the poor who had no place to go. Closer to morning, the clock tocked and ticked. Then a sound from the chimney…Could it be saint nick? His name was not nick and he sure wasn’t a saint, he charged for the presents without any restraint! With gifts in sight and sweat on brow, he yelled out to all “My name is Simon Cowell!” He grabbed all the goodies, slurped down the cookies and milk. Then out the window he went without one ounce of guilt. Early in the morn, the two boys arose, only to see no presents down by their toes. I don’t know why presents would be at their toes, but I am running out of rhymes, so keep my business away from your nose! The boys began to sob, just like two b*tches. Crying out, “Now the poor can’t get their wishes!” Although a Christmas for the poor turned out fowl, one brit was made VERY happy, his name was Simon Cowell! The story is over, there is no moral or lesson to be told…Who gives a crap?! We all have presents to hold! Read by: Daniel
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Watch this and you will know we’re in END TIMES!

Video credit to youtube user fidockave213 Even seeing these events skyrocketing our days, denying Jesus’s return is very soon to come is not reasonable. God predicts these in the Bible 1. FALSE PROPHETS AND CHRISTS Matthew 24:5 “For many will come in my name, saying, I am Christ, and will mislead many.” Matthew 24:11 “And many false prophets will arise, and will mislead many.” 2. WARS Matthew 24:6 “And you will be hearing of wars and rumors of wars; see that you are not frightened, for those things must take place, but that is not yet the end.” Rumors of wars in all areas of the world now occur frequently thanks to instant media coverage and the availability of a multitude of 24-hour news sources. Matthew 24:7 “For nation will rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom, and in various places there will be famines and earthquakes.” More people have been killed in warfare in this century than at any other time in history. As the death toll rises in the Middle East, more and more countries work feverishly to develop devastating weapons of mass destruction. Add to that the expanding threat of terrorism and unpredictable dictators such as Saddam Hussein, and the potential for the outbreak of war exists in nations, kingdoms and places across the globe. 3. FAMINES Matthew 24:7 “For nation will rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom, and in various places there will be famines and earthquakes.” As white, Christian farmers are driven out of Zimbabwe in increasing
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minecraft oasis survival-episode 4:I know… I’m a wimp

I dug into a hand made cave! I died and got my stuff back by going to peaceful. Please rate, comment, and subscribe! 50 challenges: 1) Make a two-story house with a basement 2) Make a wheat farm 3) Make a sugar-cane farm 4) Make an automated cacti farm 5) Make twenty bookshelves 6) Find the dungeon 7) Make a diamond block 8) Make a gold block 9) Make an iron block 10) Make five TNT 11) Go to the nether 12) Make an dungeon trap 13) Get a stack of glowstone dust 14) Make a red brick fire-place (with netherrack) 15) Make three cakes 16) Make a Jukebox and play a disc 17) Make a minecart system 18) Make seven mushroom stew 19) Make a mob trap involving dispensers (can be made as dungeon trap) 20) Make a set of iron armor 21) Make a glass green house 22) Make a pink sheep 23) Make a green sheep 24) Make a bow and one stack of arrows 25) Kill a creeper with your hands 26) Make a clock 27) Get ten cooked pork from setting pigs on fire 28) Acquire twenty cooked fish 29) Make an infinite water source 30) Make a set of diamond tools 31) Make a set of iron tools 32) Make a set of stone tools 33) Find Eric’s grave 34) Find Eric’s chest 35) Find Eric’s underground house 36) Make a compass 37) Craft four pieces of wool 38) Grow grass using bone-meal 39) Make a piano song with a minimum of eight note blocks 40) Smelt sixty-four smooth stone 41) Make a drop-shaft 42) Make half a stack of charcoal (NOT COAL!) 43) Grow five darkwood trees 44) Grow five birch trees 45) Find and tame a wolf
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